My Point of View

June 25, 2015

This might get a little preachy but bear with me. I have to say it somewhere and this will be as private as I can get. Let me start.

Scooter owners are NUTS!

Of course many of you will say, “But Jim, you are a scooter owner”. Yes, I am, but NO, I'm not. I prefer to think of myself as a Motorcyclist who is experimenting with other genre. I can jump on the Honda Rebel motorcycle just as readily as I can throw a leg over the Chinese scooters.

Why I say they're NUTS is from the reading I've done over the years in places they congregate and espouse their philosophy. Did you know that a scooter is a scooter and a motorcycle is a motorcycle and never the twain shall meet? Oh yes. A scooter isn't a motorcycle, it's better. Just ask them. This from Scooter in the Sticks.

The BMW R NineT is fun to ride but it does lack some of the thrill I derive from the Vespa — that feeling of flying that comes from relative silence and absence of mechanical reminders.”

For those of you unfamiliar with the BMW it's a 1200cc motorcycle while the Vespa owned by the writer is a 250cc scooter. Trust me when I tell you that a 1200cc BMW will keep your thrill levels alive. A 250cc scooter? They're nice. Nothing that makes your eyes water but it will get you from point A to Point B. Eventually.

Here was the nuttiest part in my estimation.

I tried to picture the BMW R NineT in my garage; what role would it play in my riding life? It seems great for a ride that requires nothing more than the clothes on my back. So the utilitarian needs of a daily commuter or long distance traveler are out in my book.  The nineT seems like something akin to a sports car that only goes out on sunny days for fun.”

Really, not a capable commuter? I rode motorcycles back and forth to work for years without saddlebags, put over 100,000 miles on them. A bungee cord works just fine for securing a lunchbox on the seat behind you. If you have to carry a laptop and a change of clothes I know they make laptop backpacks, I own one.

Here's Jimmy Zeiser's declaration of what a scooter is. To the devoted loyalists it's their dream machine. No shifting, no noisy engine and a built in trunk to carry essentials. That's also the definition of an automobile. A hidden engine, an automatic transmission and a trunk. Yes, Scooter fans. You're riding a Chevy Impala that only has two wheels.

Is that bad? It is if you define a motorcycle as a crude device only fit for Barbarians that drag their knuckles when they walk. I don't see how something that requires skill to shift, ability to brake effectively and incredible reliability that surpasses even the best scooter is “Crude”.

Don't tell that to the scooter devotees though. They'll have a fit.

 

Chinese Tools, Chinese Scooter

June 16, 2015

Since the riding season is now in full motion the usual group of maintenance tasks are now required. The big scooter, since it's my primary ride, was due for its regular thousand mile oil change. A simple oil change is not an epic undertaking on this scooter. A drain plug is in the bottom and on the side of the engine there is a cap with a screen filter and spring behind it. On a good day at a relaxed pace I can accomplish this task in half an hour from the first grabbing of tools to the fin...


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Bike Trek: The Next Generation

June 8, 2015

In case you haven't noticed there's a new video at the top of this prose. It's my daughter Cheryl taking a further step into the world of two wheeled motoring. Since she got her Motorcycle Learners Permit six months ago we've been waiting for the time and opportunity to put her on a real motorcycle. Yesterday was that first day.

The first step in the path is mastering the takeoff with a manual clutch. This has curtailed the career of many newcomers who either give up or get a motor scooter...


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The Hundred Mile Day

June 1, 2015

As I'm sure many of you might have noticed my season of riding has been slow in developing. Bad weather and lack of opportunity have played a major role in curtailing a good size trip. This past Friday became the first chance I had to really put my squad to work. My day began with a trip to work at the dismally early hour of five in the morning to help unload a truck at my job. At this time of year the sun is beginning to poke light into the morning sky and you can see the landscape in the s...


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The Summer Begins

May 26, 2015

It's finally here! Yesterday was the unofficial start of Summer with Parades, fireworks and several momentous events to mark the beginning of the season. It's fitting that the members of the Military are honored as we begin to enjoy the benefits they've secured for us.

I hadn't had the chance to do any long rides or even commute to work this past weekend. Winter decided to strike with one, hopefully, last intrusion sending morning temperatures plunging into the thirty degree region. In the d...


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A New Adventure

May 12, 2015

I have a small bit of news that will add spice to this otherwise predictable collection of words. A few weeks ago I came upon an ad in Craigslist that totally caught my eye. In short a young lady in Pennsylvania had a 2010 Kymco scooter for sale at a price that was just too good to pass up. In 2010 this scooter had a list price of over $2000 and she wanted $300 to get rid of it. The ad stated it had an electrical problem and subsequent discussion revealed that she had it looked at and no one...


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I'm Rolling Again

May 4, 2015

Now that the nice weather is here my fleet of two wheelers is getting out more. Even as we speak it's almost fifty-five degrees and the sun is shining in spots. The only stumbling block to even more riding is that morning temperatures are still in the thirty degrees range. If the sun is out that might be tolerable, but in the dark when I’m leaving for work it feels much colder. Hence, we drive the car.

I recently installed a new front tire on Galileo, the big scooter, and it’s ready to...


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Better Days are here

April 20, 2015

This past weekend the last vestige, a former big snow pile, of Winter finally disappeared and the weather turned truly Spring-like. Temperatures actually approached seventy degrees and the sun made all day appearances. I finally got a chance to run several errands on both of the scooters and leave the cars in the driveway for the first time in months. I can only say it's about time.

I decided on one occasion that I wanted to get into town and back quickly but needed cargo room. I pulled out ...


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The Real Deal

April 13, 2015

It has finally happened. The weather is breaking and Spring is making a valiant attempt to rise from Winter's ashes. In the last week we have had a few days of temperatures in the fifties and I've been able to get out and do errands on the rolling stock. Yesterday was the crowning moment of the season thus far with temperatures in the sixties and it felt like a good time to roll out the big scooter, Galileo, and take it for a short ride into Town.

I had put a new battery in it over the Winte...


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Another Ride-Sort Of

March 31, 2015

Since this Blog is called Two Wheeling I think my latest adventure is pertinent. A couple of weeks ago I was topping off the gas tank on my minivan when I saw fuel dripping onto the ground under the car. I immediately thought that the pipe that leads from the side of the car to the tank was probably leaking and called my local garage to have them confirm it by inspecting the pipe. Today I took the car in to be repaired and since I knew it could take a while I put one of the many bicycles tha...


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Jim Zeiser If you wish to comment my e-mail address is h1500e@hotmail.com. I'd like to hear anything-good or bad-that anyone would like to say. As they said in college, we're all lifelong learners.

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